Annoyances

Now THIS is something I can embrace on a long-term basis, selected
rantings as I love a good moan. Contrary to what this may suggest I
am generally an upbeat happy person who finds humour in most
situations (regardless of appropriatness).

Things Which Are Crap (in no particular order)

1. Poor spelling/grammar/punctuation

Mis-spelt graffiti is particularly depressing. How can you fail to
spell "arse" correctly?? I have a particular obsession with
punctuation. I believe it relates to having an apostrophe in my name;
Vicki O'Pedant

2. Moronic serving suggestions

Shepherds pie...on a plate. Genius! Branston pickle "ideal of
sandwiches". Inspired; I was going to use it as wallpaper paste.
Advice clearly aimed at people who can't spell "arse".

To be continued....